my cousin just said to me “on your wedding day,i’m gonna start my toast with the story of how you were born and grandma cried because you were so ugly”
“you’re going to make a man very happy someday” no im not. Im going to ruin his life
And take all his money.
Hell yes muahahahaha
My boyfriend just told me he was off to work but he came home 10 mins later with McDonalds breakfast IM SO MARRYING THIS ONE
oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something